Practical Principles Pertaining To Everything, Part Three

If a woman is staring at you, it does not necessarily mean that she wants to have sex.

Nothing kills the moment faster than when you're dryfucking some strange woman's leg and she screams RAPE!! and stabs you in the neck with a disposable blue ballpoint pen.

And nothing is more inconvenient than for the rest of your life, to everybody who asks (and everybody will ask), having to come up with a believable explanation as to why it is exactly that you have a funny little circular blue tattoo on your neck.