Do Not Read This At Work
Woody Loverude is how I found out about these.
Enjoy.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Enjoy.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
posted by The Vicar at 2:16 AM
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