Ninja Rock, continued

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can't find anybody else to kill.

Step 1: Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2: Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3: Make sure your parents aren't around.
Step 4: Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5: Get really super pissed.
Step 6: Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial).
Step 7: Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8: Push hard until you can't see it.
Step 9: Wait.
Step 10: Die.

If you succeed everybody will be like "Holy Crap!"

You can get the t-shirt that I saw this on here.