The Truth Comes Out...

You are a Theory Slut. The true elite of the
postmodernists, you collect avant-garde
Indonesian hiphop compilations and eat journal
articles for breakfast. You positively live
for theory. It really doesn't matter what
kind, as long as the words are big and the
paragraph breaks few and far between.


What kind of postmodernist are you!?
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Nevermind that not five minutes before I took this quiz I was over at Cosmopoetica ranting about how Poetic / Literary Theory blows hard assmonkeys. Go figure.

Truth be told, if I could spend just half-an-hour inside that particular theory slut's body, I would die happy.