Riots In France!

I was talking to my friend and she said,
- There's riots in France tonight, darling.

And I said,
- I'm always up for a good riot. Let's go.

- To France? It's awfully far away and not exactly as if we can walk and airplane tickets are so dreadfully expensive these days.

- That's easy, I said. We can use our imagination.

- Oh what a fabulous idea, Kermie sweet'ums, yes let's.

She and I then had a grand gay old time torching Renaults and Le Cars, although I must say that I became famously disillusioned with the entire episode after about an hour. It wasn't nearly the riot that I imagined it would be.