Thursday, January 12, 2006

What Is It With Women Stealing My Phone?

This is the second time in three months.

I am starting to get pissed.

I think that I shall just not have a phone from this day forward until the end of time, forever.

It is a sign from on high; I should not be in possession of a phone from this day forward forever.

Besides, I really can't afford it.

Phones are expensive.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, maybe don't leave your phone anywhere but your front pants pocket? At least then you can get some pleasure out of such frequent and repeatedly thefty happenings.

8:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way. . . have lost your phone number. Seriously. Is there anywhere you can be contacted now? Or is this it?

8:33 AM  
Blogger The Vicar said...

email, darlin'. there is no phone. i might have an emergency number once i move in february.

but it would be reserved exclusively for emergencies, what with it being an emergency number.

12:20 AM  

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