AnimalSex: Volume 2
It's 80 degrees in Mexico, D.F. today.
It's 5 below in Des Moines, Iowa today.
It could be worse.
It could be snowing homosexual necrophiliac mallard ducks.
Yes, you read that correctly.
The world gets a little crazier every day.
On a personal note, I was a witness to one of those "attempted rape flights." Except that there wasn't actually a flight because this female had nested and laid eggs already in one of my hostas. It was just a gang-rape. I decided henceforth that duck sounded like a fine idea for dinner.
Fuck nature.
It's 5 below in Des Moines, Iowa today.
It could be worse.
It could be snowing homosexual necrophiliac mallard ducks.
Yes, you read that correctly.
The world gets a little crazier every day.
On a personal note, I was a witness to one of those "attempted rape flights." Except that there wasn't actually a flight because this female had nested and laid eggs already in one of my hostas. It was just a gang-rape. I decided henceforth that duck sounded like a fine idea for dinner.
Fuck nature.
posted by The Vicar at 4:47 AM
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