These Are Lyrics From A Song I Wrote

called "Anarchy in Iowa."

I am an anarchist.
I am a counterchrist.

I didn't just take the lyrics from another song and change a prefix. Nope. That's not what I did. I wouldn't do something like that.

I'm thinking of naming the band "The Orgasm Guns."

Now taking applications for Guitar#1, Guitar#2, Bass Guitar, Drums, and Hammer Dulcimer. Rehearsals start tomorrow at noon. At the Y. Downtown.

Musical ability is not a prerequisite.

Wear your hair big.